Answering Your Emails

Dear David and Sarah,

I LOVE the blog! It has to be the best, funniest, and most creative thing on the internet.

Sincerely,
David Swidler

Dear David,

Thanks. We get hundreds of letters just like this every week.

-David

Dear David and Sarah,

What are the colors for you wedding?

Sincerely,
Harah Sogan

Dear Harah,

Red, pink, and grass green with hints of orange.

-David

Dear David,

My mommy says that you are my daddy, why won't you return our calls?

Sincerely,
Little Jimmy

Dear Little Jimmy,

I've told you and Tabatha before, my lawyer is handling this.

-David